we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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