weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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