I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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