He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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