my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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