I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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