i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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