I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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