So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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