But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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