you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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