would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
