whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
