And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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