just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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