I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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