i would punch a child for taco bell
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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