i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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