no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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