and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He has the fingertips of a God
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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