We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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