We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
