hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
a search helicopter?!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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