awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
