she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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