Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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