So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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