I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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