i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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