You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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