im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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