you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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