How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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