I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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