If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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