Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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