You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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