i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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