My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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