Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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