did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
smell my finger.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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