That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
They have beer where we have blood.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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