belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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