Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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how legible are my texts
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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