I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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