what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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