I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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