idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
is that a dick in a sweater?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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