my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....