Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.