i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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