what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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