i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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