chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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