You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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