I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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