Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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