okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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